After all the money spent I ended up living in a tent
Down by the banks of the old Mississippi is where I met my little young missy
She said she loved Buck Owens, I said I prefer the King
When I wanna hear something with that Rockabilly swing
One thing led to another in our talk of honky-tonk
And pretty soon I found myself with some bedunka-dunk
Honky-tonky Honky tonk ba-donka-donk
Honky-tonky Honky tonk ba-donk-ba-donk
She liked my shirt, my lucky shirt
It went real nice with her mini skirt but pretty soon we was both in the dirt
This went on till I was sore of rolling around on the Mississippi floor
One day she said I aint gonna give you no more
Honky Tonk ba-donka-donk honky tonk ba-donk
After she left me I went to the bar
If I went with her I wouldn’t have gotten very far
So walked through the door like it aint no thing
And I found her ring finger asking for my wedding ring and I got
Honky tonky ba-donka-donk
Lyrics and Music by Michael Rockstar © 2005